Hopefully Y'all Don't Turn Into Winos

So I'm unable to get rid of the ads along the right column unless I pay $20/month to do so. I'm not ready to lay down cold hard cash for you all just yet. I'm curious if anyone has even noticed the ads yet? They all have to do with wine and wine clubs (except the 'pimp your profile' ad).

These ads are being served by Google (hence the "Ads by Google" verbiage at the top), which thinks its smart enough to serve ads based on the content of this site. Well, 'The Google' has clearly misunderstood the truer meaning of this site. I say truer because, for the most part, this site is about our children and our experiences raising them; but I'd also like to think that all of you mommies (and daddies) are enjoying a nice glass of wine (or liquor/beer, whatever your preference), while utilizing your creativity on your own pages. So, this site is about wine in a sense, but the true meaning is actually about "whine".